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11th September 2013: The world's gone mad and I'm the only one who knows
13th August 2013: Black is white. Fact. End of.
11th August 2013: Electric cars, not as green as they're painted?
18th June 2013: Wrinklies unite, you have nothing to lose but your walking frames!
17th May 2013: Some actual FACTS about climate change (for a change) from actual scientists ...
10th May 2013: An article about that poison gas, carbon dioxide, and other scientific facts (not) ...
10th May 2013: We need to see past the sex and look at the crimes: is justice being served?
8th May 2013: So, who would you trust to treat your haemorrhoids, Theresa May?
8th May 2013: Why should citizens in the 21st Century fear the law so much?
30th April 2013: What the GOS says today, the rest of the world realises tomorrow ...
30th April 2013: You couldn't make it up, could you? Luckily you don't need to ...
29th April 2013: a vote for NONE OF THE ABOVE, because THE ABOVE are crap ...
28th April 2013: what goes around, comes around?
19th April 2013: everyone's a victim these days ...
10th April 2013: Thatcher is dead; long live Thatcher!
8th April 2013: Poor people are such a nuisance. Just give them loads of money and they'll go away ...
26th March 2013: Censorship is alive and well and coming for you ...
25th March 2013: Just do your job properly, is that too much to ask?
25th March 2013: So, what do you think caused your heterosexuality?
20th March 2013: Feminists - puritans, hypocrites or just plain stupid?
18th March 2013: How Nazi Germany paved the way for modern governance?
13th March 2013: Time we all grew up and lived in the real world ...
12th March 2013: Hindenburg crash mystery solved? - don't you believe it!
6th March 2013: Is this the real GOS?
5th March 2013: All that's wrong with taxes
25th February 2013: The self-seeking MP who is trying to bring Britain down ...
24th February 2013: Why can't newspapers just tell the truth?
22nd February 2013: Trial by jury - a radical proposal
13th February 2013: A little verse for two very old people ...
6th February 2013: It's not us after all, it's worms
6th February 2013: Now here's a powerful argument FOR gay marriage ...
4th February 2013: There's no such thing as equality because we're not all the same ...
28th January 2013: Global Warming isn't over - IT'S HIDING!
25th January 2013: Global Warmers: mad, bad and dangerous to know ...
25th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
19th January 2013: We STILL haven't got our heads straight about gays ...
16th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
11th January 2013: What it's like being English ...
7th January 2013: Bleat, bleat, if it saves the life of just one child ...
7th January 2013: How best to put it? 'Up yours, Argentina'?
7th January 2013: Chucking even more of other people's money around ...
6th January 2013: Chucking other people's money around ...
30th December 2012: The BBC is just crap, basically ...
30th December 2012: We mourn the passing of a genuine Grumpy Old Sod ...
30th December 2012: How an official body sets out to ruin Christmas ...
16th December 2012: Why should we pardon Alan Turing when he did nothing wrong?
15th December 2012: When will social workers face up to their REAL responsibility?
15th December 2012: Unfair trading by a firm in Bognor Regis ...
14th December 2012: Now the company that sells your data is pretending to act as watchdog ...
7th December 2012: There's a war between cars and bikes, apparently, and  most of us never noticed!
26th November 2012: The bottom line - social workers are just plain stupid ...
20th November 2012: So, David Eyke was right all along, then?
15th November 2012: MPs don't mind dishing it out, but when it's them in the firing line ...
14th November 2012: The BBC has a policy, it seems, about which truths it wants to tell ...
12th November 2012: Big Brother, coming to a school near you ...
9th November 2012: Yet another celebrity who thinks, like Jimmy Saville, that he can behave just as he likes because he's famous ...
5th November 2012: Whose roads are they, anyway? After all, we paid for them ...
7th May 2012: How politicians could end droughts at a stroke if they chose ...
6th May 2012: The BBC, still determined to keep us in a fog of ignorance ...
2nd May 2012: A sense of proportion lacking?
24th April 2012: Told you so, told you so, told you so ...
15th April 2012: Aah, sweet ickle polar bears in danger, aah ...
15th April 2012: An open letter to Anglian Water ...
30th March 2012: Now they want to cure us if we don't believe their lies ...
28th February 2012: Just how useful is a degree? Not very.
27th February 2012: ... so many ways to die ...
15th February 2012: DO go to Jamaica because you definitely WON'T get murdered with a machete. Ms Fox says so ...
31st January 2012: We don't make anything any more
27th January 2012: There's always a word for it, they say, and if there isn't we'll invent one
26th January 2012: Literary criticism on GOS? How posh!
12th December 2011: Plain speaking by a scientist about the global warming fraud
9th December 2011: Who trusts scientists? Apart from the BBC, of course?
7th December 2011: All in all, not a good week for British justice ...
9th November 2011: Well what d'you know, the law really IS a bit of an ass ...

 

 
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British so-called democracy took another body blow this week from those who are supposed to defend it. MPs voted by a colossal majority to exempt themselves from the Freedom of Information Act.
 
The MPs, dubbed in a Sunday Times editorial "a dishonourable alliance of Labour MPs, ministers and Conservative backbenchers", claim to have done this in order to safeguard the privacy of constituents who write to them, but this is rubbish and they know it. Current data protection legislation is adequate to that task. The only people who took a stand against the bill were the Lib-Dems, in a rare display of backbone. According to Liberal Democrat MP Norman Baker, the information commissioner has not received a single complaint from an MP's constituent about the inappropriate release of correspondence, and the Commons' library has no records of such complaints.
 
No, what they're really about is hiding details of their own financial dealings. They don't want us snooping into their expenses claims, or asking if they really need all those pretty secretaries (or, in John Prescott's case, plain ones) and all that lavish hospitality.
 
That Gordon Broon neglected to instruct his backbenchers not to support the private member's bill is shameful, but hardly surprising. The government have been whining about the expense of responding to freedom of information requests ever since the rules were introduced, and are still busy trying to emasculate them - new restrictions proposed by Lord Falconer are awaiting Broon's approval.
 
David Maclean, the Conservative MP for Penrith and Borders who authored the new bill, last year claimed a total of £129,700 in Commons allowances - around the average figure for MPs - on top of his £59,000 basic salary. The sum included £6,969 for motoring and £8,561 for train travel. It also included £3,300 for a quad bike: he has MS and finds it better than a mobility scooter on those occasions when he has to cover the rough ground that covers much of his constituency.
 
On the face of it this sounds fair enough, although one wonders just how essential are his many visits to agricultural shows, sheep-dog trials and the like. His suggestion to the press that he needs it because he has the biggest constituency in the country isn't going to cut much ice unless he travels the length and breadth of it on the quad-bike which is highly unlikely - they're not exactly the last word in speed and comfort on the open road, are they? And what about MPs who represent coastal constituencies - will they be claiming yachts or speed-boats on expenses? Or those whose patch includes islands, like the Western Isles? I suppose they'll be wanting a free helicopter? Welsh hill-farmers must be beside themselves. The fact is that a hell of a lot of us either live in places, or have jobs in places, that make 4x4s, motocross bikes or boats entirely practical, but we don't get them paid for with public money. We're sorry the man's got MS, really we are, but … is David Blunkett's guide-dog a legitimate parliamentary expense?
 
Come the next election, when we all find (as The GOS did in the recent local elections) that we can't in all conscience vote for any of the candidates because we know damn well they're all arrogant, greedy, self-seeking, dishonest and more interested in serving their own careers than their constituents, when the turnout reaches an all-time low and we get yet another government we didn't want, don't trust and that in its turn regards us with contempt, whose fault will it be?
 
Oh yes, there'll be many column inches in the papers and endless interviews on the radio telling us that we aren't taking the interest in politics that we should. We'll be told that our apathy just opens the door to extremists. We'll be reminded of the old saying that people get the governments they deserve.
 
But the fact is we don't have the government we deserve - we don't even get the government we vote for: in the last election Labour romped home with not quite 41% of the votes which means 59% of us voted against them, and the same has been true of every election since WW2 (see here). What we have - and this applies at all levels from the Parish Council to the EU - is what can at best be called "quasi-democratic dictatorship". The last time real democracy was seen effectively working in this country was when Margaret Thatcher was forced by violent demonstrations to scrap the poll tax, and I confidently expect that the next time will be when civil disobedience brings an end to the government's plans for ID cards and road pricing. The GOS will be in the front line, if nursey will let him. He may even take his teeth out first.
 
We shall all watch with great interest the future of politics on Scotland, where the Scottish nationalists will be ruling in a minority government.
 
Westminster governments are all minority governments, of course, as the "first past the post" guarantees that any government will have been elected by a minority of the electorate. This doesn't stop the ruling party from using its weight in the House of Commons to ride rough-shod over the will, the wishes and the interests of the electorate as we have seen throughout the presidency of Tony "Straight Kinda Guy" Bliar.
 
What Alex Salmond has, on the other hand, is a real minority government, which means that on every single issue he will have to persuade others in the Scottish Parilament that what he wants to do is right, and that they should support him. If he can't do that, his measures won't go through.
 
Fascinating prospect. Sounds suspiciously like proper democracy to me …
 
Oh yes, and in case you didn't properly register the figures above, let me repeat them: David Maclean claimed £129,700 in Commons allowances last year on top of his £59,000 basic salary. It is claimed that this is an average figure for all MPs. The sum included £6,969 for motoring and £8,561 for train travel.
 
Hmm … £6,969 for motoring? What's he driving, a Chieftain tank? The GOS drives a small diesel hatchback these days, and this amount of money would take him 104,000 miles, or four times round the equator. That's each year.
 
Oh, and the hatchback cost about the same as David Maclean's quad-bike, but The GOS had to pay for it himself.
 

 

 
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